“Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.” I don’t think Santa Clause would be saying those words if SSP Eyewear had been around back then. Helping this client on their mission to keep eyes safe has been a real treat for us here at OneThing. After all, you only get one pair of eyes.